What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.