What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.