Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.