Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do you call a lost crayon?

a Strayola

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.