Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!