Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.