Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Recruit Jokes More Recruit Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!