What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar