What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer