What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul