What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.