What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."