What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango