What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar