What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.