Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours