Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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A: Steven Seagull

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If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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With their erections.

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Well an erection of course.

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In the ICU.

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M'Laysia

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Ping Lo.

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With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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The Lay-Boar Party.

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.