Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours