Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients