Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare