What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course