What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.