How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.