They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Africa.
A 500 bill.
Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
He needed a Chech mate!
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
9 months.
