Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: