Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.