What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.