How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.