How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.