How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.