How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.