How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes