How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes