What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Unidentified Floating Object

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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A salt rifle.

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Eski-moos!

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He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!