What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.