What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

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What fish only swims at night ?

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Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.