What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.