What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines