Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...