Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.