Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...