Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...