Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...