Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Untie Jokes More Untie Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.