Because they're not garbage collectors.
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The human race.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
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Because sixty-seconds=minute.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
Alien versus Predator.
With an astroknot.
Untie the rope...
He couldn't get a head.
Races 'em.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Send them to a concentration camp!