Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Garbage Collector Jokes More Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Untie Jokes More Untie Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!