Because they're not garbage collectors.
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The human race.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The first one written
Two Chainz.
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Gotham City.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Take me to your breeder !
With an astroknot.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The Dark Knightrogen
Because he brought his own drumsticks
