Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Untie Jokes More Untie Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!