Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.