Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.