Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.