What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.