What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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they both like to root around in your cellar

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They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

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A tearjerker

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They both have problems with delivery.

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