Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!