Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.