Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.