Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Darude Sandstorm Jokes More Darude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

What's a desert's favorite song?

Darude-Sandstorm

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.