Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.