Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
God Dam It!
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
They are all INSECURE.
A Trojan horse.
Darude Sandstorm.
Darude-Sandstorm
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
The first herd shot round the world!
d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.
I don't know.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Fruit can't talk
no, it doesnt.
Used Tampons
With a victim cleaner.