What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.