What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.