What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.