What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too