What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

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What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener