What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener