A skinnytar.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Arrrrpg's
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
A weapon of mast destruction.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.
Because their weapons were made in China
Their pacifists
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
A can opener.
Those are the wrong Sais.
RRRRtillary.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Pen-guinades.
A: Canuck-chucks.
A bow.
A salt rifle.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Those are the wrong Sais
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
A: I'm holding Time Square!
My zipper
The Pew Pew Research Center
Non-prophet.
Three Reichs and you're out
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
He says Tyrannosorry.
Dino-sore
Ooo mami! (Umami)
They both like bombs
Because people are dying to get in
Metal Gears