Weapon Jokes

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Ww2 Jokes More Ww2 Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears