A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
A skinnytar.
Because their weapons were made in China
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.