What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.