Because they are all Targets.
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Target
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because it was being driven by a woman
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because they all wear red shirts
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Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a target on every corner.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
because its not a Target.
Boys clothes half off.
A target
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
They prefer a Target.
Because they always miss their target!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
because there is a target in every corner.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.
They have trouble forming solutions.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Raise MY hand!
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
The NBA
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
By looking over your shoulder!
A widow
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
They both can't make any change
That's not funny..."
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
Because they were cutting corners.
