Because they are all Targets.
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Coffee Mug
Target
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because it was being driven by a woman
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because they all wear red shirts
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Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a target on every corner.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
because its not a Target.
Boys clothes half off.
A target
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
They prefer a Target.
Because they always miss their target!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
because there is a target in every corner.
A: Because there are too many Targets
Because he got hit by a truck!
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Because their weapons were made in China
A bow.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
Warning: Gore
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Cardiac arrest.
Santa Clues.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
No connection
Monkey business.
