Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)