Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)