Middle East Jokes

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Allahu Ak Bar Jokes More Allahu Ak Bar Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.