A Moooooslim!!
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If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Arak of lamb
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
The Allahu ak-Bar
Iran there.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
Dora the EXPLODER
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Scarabic
A Pimp
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Because there's a Target on every corner
A turban legend
Allah Garden.
An Iran-asaurus!
Middle East
YemenHeads
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Freedom
Because there's Targets around every corner.
It IS what it IS.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Darpa Darpa
Iran so far away
Iraqnids
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
A: Because there are too many Targets
Oman
The allahu ak-bar
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
when someone fed a genie alfredo
No, YOU the bomb.
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
Tuesday
Because business is booming.
Tuesday.
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Tell them its almost over
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Because they just can't even
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Peas and hominy
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
