A Moooooslim!!
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If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Arak of lamb
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
The Allahu ak-Bar
Iran there.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
Dora the EXPLODER
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Scarabic
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Because there's a Target on every corner
A turban legend
Allah Garden.
An Iran-asaurus!
Middle East
YemenHeads
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Freedom
Because there's Targets around every corner.
It IS what it IS.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Darpa Darpa
Iran so far away
Iraqnids
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
A: Because there are too many Targets
Oman
The allahu ak-bar
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
when someone fed a genie alfredo
No, YOU the bomb.
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
Tuesday
Because business is booming.
Tuesday.
Chickpeas
for disturbing the peas!
Baaaaasalt
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
Lincoln, he was in a cent
They're both myths.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!
None, it's already lit fam.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
The Allahu Ak Bar
