Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
A harenet.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
A Moooooslim!!
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
An Iraqnid.