What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.