What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.