What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.