What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.