Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
A spelling bee!
Keemstar
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Condom-Mints
He thought the bond was ironic.
Listening .
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.