Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.