me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Penaltea!
The milky way!
When it's raining cats and dogs !
He was the raining champion.
He overslept.
Because 7 ate 9.
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
