Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He overslept.
Because 7 8 9.
Because 6 8 9
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because, 7 8 9...
Because Windows 8 9.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
Because 7 (eight) 9
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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7.. 8.. 9
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because 7 8 9
9 mouths
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
Because 0 1 2
Because 9 was still alive.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A gangbang
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
I can't even...
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
All the extra cubholders.
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Because 10 9 8
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
To cloud 9
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because 9, 8, 7....
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
28 29's
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
Well hung.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Because 9, 7 8.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 10 11 12.
Because ten, nine ate!
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
Layhehoo
A hobbyte.
The one with the dirty knees.
Because they're both cauldron
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Head over heels.
M'lady
Google, like everybody does.
