What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.