What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.