What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.