Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Previous Random Joke Next

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Tragedy Jokes More Tragedy Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!