Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!