Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.