What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!