What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.