What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.