What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra