How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.