How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.