Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.