Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear