Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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He had her.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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One of them has a good driver.