Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.