Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.