Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.