Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."