Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.