Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.