What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Work over time

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH