Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!