Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!