Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.