Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!