Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.