Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."