Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish