Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.