When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.