Wimbledon Jokes

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Wimbledon and nicely served.

About tennish.

Around Ten-ish.

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About tennish.

Only whites allowed

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Because they can't even

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Around Ten-ish.

About tennish.

Mine's 1920x1080.

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

Only whites allowed

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

They start coffin.

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