Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Hard work and dedication.

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Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.

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