What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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