Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Put him in the front.

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Because he got hit by a car.

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So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ?

Carconogenic !