What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff