What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.