What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!