What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

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Ruff

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Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!