What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.