What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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They sit eggsaminations !

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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piece of cake

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff