What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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It scares the hell out of the dog.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

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Cannelonely!

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

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Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!