What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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Piece of cake.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff