How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

Rosie O'donnell Jokes More Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?