How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?