Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.