Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time