Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.